these fucking homos (i’m dave)
John invited Dave over and discovered that he was a raging homo
I love this meme and I regret nothing
It seemed a lot funnier in my head
"Kissing! With me. The thing you don’t know how to do. I am offering to contribute my time into teaching you how to kiss by kissing you because practice makes perfect; do you want to touch this gloriously poetic orifice on my face with your own chapped lips or not, because if you’re going to kiss any skirt around town you might as well learn from the kissing master first before going in full-throttle with any lovely lady that happens to catch your attention"
"But that’s… I’m not… you know."
"Dude, in case you haven’t realized you aren’t really my type, either. It’s just kissing, it doesn’t mean anything, Jesus Christ."
in which john is awkward and nervous about girls and dave figures he might as well teach the poor guy a few pointers before he just up and embarrasses himself.
it gets out of hand.